Salaala!
A MAN WOKE HIS WIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TELLING
HER..................................
"Bibi eeh? Bibiye? 'Nashikwa na mkojo!!"
The wife said.............. "Salaalah! Si wende kwani mpaka uniamshe???"
He said "HAYA BIBIYE!!" He came back saying again "BIBIYE! BIBYE! Nataka nikuambie maneno ya ajabu!!"
Now angry for being woken up for the second time.....She said "Salaala!
Mwanamume kama hilo tembo huliwezi, usilewe yakhe bwana!! Haya, kitu gani tena cha ajabu ambacho hujaniambia wataka kuniambia tena?"
He said "Nilipokwenda chooni, nilipofungua mlango taa ikawaka na
nilipofunga mlango taa ikazimika yenyewe....Si maajabu tena hayo!?!"
The wife sat up! & said "Mlanisi, shetwani mjukuu wa Ibilisi Mshenzi
weewee!!!!! Ushakojoa tena ndani ya fridge!!!!!!"
HER..................................
"Bibi eeh? Bibiye? 'Nashikwa na mkojo!!"
The wife said.............. "Salaalah! Si wende kwani mpaka uniamshe???"
He said "HAYA BIBIYE!!" He came back saying again "BIBIYE! BIBYE! Nataka nikuambie maneno ya ajabu!!"
Now angry for being woken up for the second time.....She said "Salaala!
Mwanamume kama hilo tembo huliwezi, usilewe yakhe bwana!! Haya, kitu gani tena cha ajabu ambacho hujaniambia wataka kuniambia tena?"
He said "Nilipokwenda chooni, nilipofungua mlango taa ikawaka na
nilipofunga mlango taa ikazimika yenyewe....Si maajabu tena hayo!?!"
The wife sat up! & said "Mlanisi, shetwani mjukuu wa Ibilisi Mshenzi
weewee!!!!! Ushakojoa tena ndani ya fridge!!!!!!"
posted by Wassapangaz at 2:32 PM
6 Comments:
hehe - ati kwa fridge!!
Shoot the fella!!!
A few weeks ago, I bore the brunt of this joke. Apparently rumor has it I got soo wasted that i did the very samething. Funny it is though.
Thanks for the love
What a shame to your kindergarten teacher!
ati nini? kabati ya barafu ikawaje ndio msalani tena? maajabu haya!!
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